We'll have them played at our wedding.
Do you, Claire and Davedavedave?
Didn't think so.
That wasn't very loving of me, was it?
I wish you two every happiness in the world.
And at the same time, welcome to the community everyone else.
We at soppyfucks are a simple lot.
If you have a nice, heart-warming story, be sure to post it here.
Because your emo friends will only get pissed off if you clutter their friends list with too much happiness.
We, however, embrace it.
We want our computers to frazzle from uncontrollable teardrops.